Created by Angelo Castagneto
1) Eat trash food and highly processed food. You are what you eat, is ok. Is just sometimes. Everybody is also eating and nothing bad is happening.
2) Once you receive your salary, expend it all. No mercy!
3) When you feel tired go to a bar to have some drinks and smoke cigarettes or breathe in other’s people smoke. Is free.
4) Cannot sleep well? watch more social media shorts, fast food TV shows, news and horror movies
5) Feel stress and lower back pain? sit more hours in the chair. Don’t go out for a walk. Eat a lot of rice for lunch and sleep in your chair. Sit down all the time.
7) Never imagine a better life. Never dream or have visions of your better future
8) Work harder for others. Make extra hours, work on weekends, and stay with your family less.
9) Drink more sweet drinks, more Coke, Pepsi, iced tea, and sweet overpriced coffees and get more energy from them. Your body will love it.
10) Never eat green vegetables and fruits. They have nothing for you. Absolutely nothing.
11) Be selfish and never help others. Don’t even help yourself.
12) You already learned all you need. Don’t waste time learning something new in seminars, workshops, or books. Is a waste of money too.
13) Check every day what you want to buy. Anything is good. It will fulfill your soul. Cheap, unnecessary things on sale are the best.
14) Never say I love you. I love you is for pussies. Only little girls’ words. Say nothing. Especially if you feel love for someone else, just buy a big fat cake and pizzas to show your love.
15) Stay in the same job forever. Why do you want to move? Same career for many years? Doesn’t feel nice? is ok. Stay there. develop endurance and resilience.
16) Stay at home forever. Stay with your family and never leave. The comfort zone is a myth. It was created for coaches and trainers to sell you their personal development products. Don’t risk it! Don’t even talk about risk or changes.
17) Never learn about money, finance, or business. Let others do that. Let your boss do that. You stay clean from all complicated terms and weird numbers. Just do what you are supposed to do according to your job description.
18) Seek only body development. Stay in the gym, meet new people, and go on different relationships. Explore and enjoy. There is one life. Use your body to receive and give pleasure. That’s why we have this body right?
19) Play more video games. They help you to become wiser, sharper mind. They are training to become a successful human. And while you play, show up your gadgets, awards, points, and conquers. Bring more people in. Sit there for hours. Feel the progress.
20) Relax! Is ok to delay things sometimes. We have many many years ahead. Don’t worry, be happy. Hakuna Mamatata, Gusfraba, mañana mañana. We are immortals. We never die. Just feel the flow. If you feel it do it, if not is ok. Aim for effortless always.
21) Believe everything you hear. Especially from your parents. All that they experienced in life is exactly what you will experience in yours. If they were sick, you would be sick too. If they were poor you would be poor too. Copy and paste forever.
22) Expend time talking about other people’s lives. Gossiping is caring. If there is not enough information, use your imagination to complete the gaps and add your ideas to the story.
23) Always ask for more. Always aim for more. Never settle. There is nothing more motivating than the future happiness. Today is to work, tomorrow you will get what you want and on that day you will be happy.
24) Accumulate things, files, clothes, memories. Is so nice to have this important item even if we don’t have space to put more shoes. Buy more boxes and reorganize your home so you can keep all the cute little things you always had. This includes videos and photos on your cellphone and computer.
25) Be a pleaser. Sacrifice yourself for others. If somebody tells you to do something and you don’t want it, just do it. Be nice to that person. Don’t listen to your intuition. Maybe you will learn something from that experience.
Be kind to others over your self-esteem. First, do it then complain and repeat.
26) Wake up late. Early birds are weird and vegetarian crazy people. You just relax all morning. Chill in the comfortable warmth of your bed with your cellphone connected and charging in case you don’t have the battery to watch all the videos you want. You deserve it.
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27) Eat outside the home as much as you can. Enter into an adventure and explore new food. Eat things you don’t know what is inside. Eat things that an unhappy or burnout cook made for you. Enjoy that unknown energy and flavors from a mysterious cuisine.
28) Hate successful people and envy success. Money is limited and the rich are getting richer and the poor poorer. Is not fair. We live in an unfair world. Those rich people are tricky. They have rich families and are greedy. If you see them in a nice car, envy them. If you can do business with a successful person, take as much as you can from them. Bring balance to this world. Become the Robin Hood of your town.
29) Always complain. If you find something you don’t like. Say it and tell everybody in your circle. Never say thank you. Just receive or get what you need. This is a jungle. Live is a competition. Nobody is here to do a favor for you. The more you complain the better so one day that thing that you complain about will change. Just watch it.
30) Stay with your poor, sick, and slaved friends. Find more people that match your bank account and lifestyle. Find more warriors and hard workers who are building resilience. More people even if they are suffering and sick, stay with their habits and beliefs. Change is for losers. The heaven is for the poor. Fewer ambitions, more simple life. More money, more responsibilities, more stress. Just relax and do what you can. Maybe is a divine punishment that will help you to grow.
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31) Avoid creating new things. The creative power is just for the chosen ones. Better just sit and watch what others do. Criticize and destroy others’ ideas before they become real. Be nice and advice with your critical mind to the business ideas of others, even if you have no success at all. Be honest and keep sharing your poor wisdom.
About this article:
Believe it or not, this article is based on my previous experience. On my client’s experience and in some beliefs and habits I am still working on to transform them into a more positive and supportive resource.
You have the power to rewire, reinvent, and rebuild your life.
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Angelo Cast 